As I write this, stock markets are plunging. You can’t open a newspaper without reading a prediction of depression ahead. Serious issues, for sure â€” but no matter what happens next, I’m confident people will continue to smoke, drink and gamble.
In keeping with that philosophy, I thought it would be interesting to select a handful of stocks that cater to humanityâ€™s worst impulses. â€œSin stocksâ€ like these are often excellent investments, particularly in bad times, because they tend to benefit from steady customers, no matter which way the economy is headed.
I used the seven deadly sins as my guide to naughty behavior and I selected one stock per sin. Just to be clear, Iâ€™m not saying that the stock itself is sinful, nor do I think that these firms or their employees are destined for the fiery pit. My intent was to pick companies that provide products or services that may aid others with their sinning. When given the choice between similar sin stocks in the same industry, I stuck to larger firms, with relatively little debt, that trade at modest price-to-earnings ratios. Call it value investing for the damned.
All joking aside, I think these picks deserve your attention. Sin stocks often trade at a premium because they tend to be outstanding businesses. They are now selling at bargain levels. That doesnâ€™t happen often. Most sin stocks are also big dividend payers. Such stocks tend to do better than average during downturns.
Letâ€™s kick things off with the sin of wrath â€” or, as we say these days, the military-industrial complex. In this category I nominate Goodrich (NYSE:GR, $34.38*) of North Carolina. It provides aerospace components to the defence andhomeland security markets. The company trades at a price-to-earnings ratio of 6.95 and it pays a dividend yield of 2.62%.
To illustrate the sin of greed, what better than a gambling stock? I like Boyd Gaming (NYSE:BYD), $6.73) despite its decision to temporarily halt construction on a new $4.8-billion Las Vegas casino complex because of tight credit conditions. Boyd remains profitable and has boosted its share repurchase program. It should fare well when the good times return.
Gluttony happens to be one of my favorite sins, but instead of food and drink Iâ€™ll focus on cigarettes. Cancer sticks are both deadly and consumed with relish by far too many. My puff of choice at the moment is Reynolds American (NYSE:RAI, $44.71), which has a price-to-earnings ratio of only 8.72 and a dividend yield of 7.6%. Smoke â€™em if you got â€™em.
Lust is also a mighty addictive sin â€” perhaps even more so these days, thanks to Pfizer (NYSE:PFE, $17.78). Its blue Viagra pills have brought a new urgency to romantic relationships. The drug makerâ€™s 7.2% dividend yield and $26-billion cash hoard are also reason forarousal.
After all the lust and gluttony, I enjoy a bit of sloth. Iâ€™m thinking of a nice Sunday morning spent reading the paper. Newspapers themselves have been accused of being slow to react to the Internet, but one of the few with a good online presence is The New York Times Co. (NYSE:NYT, $13.39). It pays a dividend yield of 6.87%.
Turning to another communications medium, letâ€™s consider television. It inspires desire in millions of viewers, so itâ€™s a natural symbol of envy. I like CBS Corp. (NYSE:CBS, $11.91). It trades at 6.95 times earnings and pays a 9.07% dividend yield.
Last but certainly not least is the sin of pride. Iâ€™ve been told that pride goeth before a fall. So, it seems appropriate to select a stock to short. Shorting a stock involves borrowing it, selling it, waiting, and then hopefully buying it back at a lower price. If you short a stock, youâ€™re betting that its price will fall. It is a complicated procedure that should be avoided by most investors. By suggesting a short candidate, yours truly might be the one whoâ€™s in for a fall.
Nonetheless, Iâ€™m going to suggest Royal Bank of Canada (TSX:RY, $45.13) as a potential short based on its high price-to-book value. You canâ€™t actually short Royal at the moment because of a short-selling ban imposed by regulators who are worried about the slide in financial stocks. So call this a short-on-paper suggestion â€” in other words, a warning to be wary. Keep in mind that Royal is a fine firm. Its stock just happens to be a little expensive compared to historical levels.
I hope that youâ€™ve been tempted by a sin stock or two. But make sure that any stock is right for you by investigating it more thoroughly before investing. And let me make one final suggestion. If you happen to profit from these sin stocks, give a portion to charity. Thatâ€™s the most effective way I know to turn vice into virtue.
* Stock prices as of Oct. 7, 2008