All right. I’ll show you mine if you promise not to sneer. Is that a deal?

I’m talking about my portfolio, of course. For starters, let me reveal my single largest holding. It’s Wal-Mart. Yep, that’s right: the Beast of Bentonville, the much-despised colossus of discount retailing. And, no, there’s no need for you to phone. I can hear your boos and hisses as I type.

But, hey, you said no sneering, remember? So let’s move on. After Wal-Mart, I’ll also admit to fairly significant holdings in Dell — you know, the computer maker that’s shifting jobs to low-wage destinations overseas — and a stake in Anheuser-Busch, the giant booze merchant. I’m in bed with Molson Coors, which makes a lot of the suds that Anheuser-Busch doesn’t, and I’ll even ‘fess up to owning a chunk of Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp., which among other things purveys Fox News, the right-wing squawk box.

I think you get the idea. To many people, I’m someone who doesn’t let questions of right or wrong get in the way of his investing. I’m beyond shame, a black-souled capitalist, the very picture of an unethical investor. And you know what?

I’m OK with that.